Dead To Me Fan

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Dead To Me Fan – The Last Word in Shade. ⚰️🥀

For the moments that require a permanent exit. The Dead To Me Fan is a bold, high-contrast statement piece designed for those who know how to end a conversation with a single snap. Whether you're serving a "final look" at Drag Brunch, cooling off at a Goth rave, or simply letting the world know you're unavailable, this fan does the talking so you don't have to.

Why the Dead To Me Fan is a Killer Accessory:

  • Signature LOUD Clack: Engineered with a premium eco-friendly bamboo frame and durable nylon fabric to deliver the iconic, powerful "thwroop" or clack sound that rings out like a final gavel.

  • High-Visibility Bold Design: The crisp black "DEAD" text on a background of skulls ensures your mood is instantly readable, even from across a dark club or a crowded festival.

  • Oversized for Maximum Impact: Measuring 13 inches long and opening to a massive 24 inches wide, it provides the superior airflow you need to stay cool while you keep things icy.

  • Professional Grade Durability: Built with a sturdy metal rivet and reinforced bamboo ribs, this fan is designed to withstand vigorous snapping at event after event.

Limited Time Offer: This fan is a top choice for statement-makers! Grab this essential piece of shade today and make sure your boundaries are loud and clear.

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