{"product_id":"happy-f-ing-birthday-card","title":"Happy F*@%ing Birthday! Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e⭐️ Why is this card consistently a fan-favorite? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause finally, there's a birthday card that matches our real-life enthusiasm. This vibrant blue card features Kim and her trademark \"honesty,\" making it the ultimate choice for the friend who hates fluff but loves a good laugh. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\"\u003eInside Message:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I HOPE IT'S F*@%ING GREAT!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,1,0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on 14 pt. uncoated paper for a premium, writable surface.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,2,0\"\u003eProtection:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes with a white envelope in a sealed, in a polypropylene bag.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,3,0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e A2 (4.25 x 5.5).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Angry Little Girls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43044697014333,"sku":"ALG0096S","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/3479\/7885\/files\/Birthday_Card_whitebackground.jpg?v=1777345447","url":"https:\/\/minocquamarketplace.com\/products\/happy-f-ing-birthday-card","provider":"The Minocqua Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}