{"product_id":"tiny-dancer","title":"Tiny Dancer","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHo Ho Hollllllly Shit! Santa is doing his best Richard Simmons impersonation this year.  He's a lover and a happy boy this year.  You better watch out, cause he is NOT light on his feet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTiny\u003c\/em\u003e Dancer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs Involved In Community Theatre\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs going to pull his groin but beauty is pain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTalks about you in therapy. Yes you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBelieves theatre will never die\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a body suit, not spanxx\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust got his toes done\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe’s on ozempic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-e7988f72-7fff-a85d-d6b3-f855b8b49d89\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenerally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43833024479293,"sku":"6900153","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/3479\/7885\/files\/6911053.FRONT.jpg?v=1792171883","url":"https:\/\/minocquamarketplace.com\/products\/tiny-dancer","provider":"The Minocqua Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}