Blossom Bitch Greeting Card Turns Swedish Sponge Cloth | Soak iT Up Clard®

Hate giving useless gifts? Give a gift that cleans up! The Guilt-Free Greeting That Cleans Up. Feel good to give, great to get.

Blossom Bitch and Soak iT Up is a cheeky reminder to grow through what you go through—and clean up while you're at it. This patented eco-greeting turns into 2 reusable cleaning cloths, making it a fun and practical gift. Featuring vintage floral artwork with a modern twist, the Clards Greeting Card combines style with sustainability.

Clards Greeting Card

A guilt-free greeting card that turns into two reusable Swedish sponge cloths, so your note becomes something they’ll actually use again and again.

• Blank inside for your personal message
• One card becomes two cloths (yes, two!)
• One cloth replaces up to 17 rolls of paper towels (up to 1,500 sheets)
• Dishwasher + microwave safe
• Compostable when worn out

Includes:

• 1 greeting that becomes 2 reusable cloths
• Kraft envelope + seal
• Printed gifting + use instructions on the back (with QR code)

Write your message, pop it in the envelope, and gift as usual. When they’re ready, they wet the card to activate it and separate it into two cloths.

Care: Rinse and wring out after use. Dishwasher safe (top rack). Microwave safe for sanitizing. Air dry.

Made from European Sponge Cloth — 70% cellulose and 30% cotton — these reusable, compostable cloths are the ultimate eco-friendly cleaning cloth alternative.

U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570
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