Fucked Up Time to Be Alive Funny Greeting Card

Global chaos? Same. This bright, arrow‑wreathed card sums up 2024 vibes in one profanity‑peppered sentence. Send it as dark humor solidarity or pandemic anniversary sarcasm.

Quick Facts

• A2 (4.25 × 5.5 in) — blank inside

• White linen cardstock

• Aqua envelope

• Eco‑friendly compostable sleeve

* Colette Paperie has served Cincinnati snark for 16 years.

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