Hypnopotamus Jr.
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Don't make eye contact. It's already too late.
Meet Hypnopotamus Jr., the tiniest hypnotist in the Doris Bizarro universe. Small enough to disappear under the couch, powerful enough to convince your cat—or your little dog—that nothing else in the house matters anymore.
Packed with catnip, loaded with crinkle, and perfectly sized for grabbing, bunny kicks, and obsessive carrying, Hypnopotamus Jr. doesn't ask for your pet's attention...
She quietly takes it.
One sniff.
One crunch.
Welcome to the cult.
Creature Profile
- Loaded with catnip. Resistance is adorable.
- Packed with crinkle. Every bite deepens the trance.
- Perfect for cats and small dogs. Hypnosis comes in all sizes.
- Pocket-sized at 6 in x 3 in. Small enough to hide. Big enough to become a favorite.
- Those spiral eyes? We suggest you don't stare too long.
Warning: Side effects may include dramatic zoomies, possessive cuddling, and your pet carrying Hypnopotamus Jr. everywhere like she's the chosen one.
