Lake Ontario Canadian Red Ale
Available in stock (239)
Canadian Red Ale
4 pack of 16 oz cans
ABV 5%
Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed.
On August 27th, 2026, America's twice-impeached convicted felon signed an executive order that changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
Yes, after human printer Natalie Harp forgot to inject his dementia meds, our country’s most prominent drug-addled, incontinent man-child unilaterally erased 4 centuries of geographic history.
Regardless of what our decomposing, artery-clogged wannabe dictator says, the vast majority of Canadian-loving Americans will always refer to that body of water correctly and with respect to our northern ally.
We created “Lake Ontario Canadian Red Ale" for those in America who still have the courage to stand up to bullies and respect a world order that’s held together by a common belief in democratic ideals and the rule of law.
Elbows Up!
Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed.
