Longer You Live Birthday Funny Greeting Card

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A birthday wish for the sassiest duo on Earth.

Scientific* fact: snarky souls live longest. Celebrate another year of savage survival with this colorful birthday card guaranteed to make your equally sarcastic BFF cackle.
*Okay, maybe not certified by scientists—but it tracks.

Details:

  • A2 size, blank inside

  • Premium white cardstock

  • Lime green envelope

  • Eco sleeve

Best For:
Sarcastic birthdays, best‑friend roast, milestone celebrations

Tags: funny birthday card, mean friends joke, live forever card, snarky celebration, sarcastic greeting

693 In Stock

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