Progressive Beer Variety Pack

4 pack of 16 oz cans
ABV varies

Note: The 4-pack you receive will differ from the variety pack pictured. Your 4-pack will include:

• Fascist Tears IPA

• Underground Railroad Hazy IPA

• Fighting Oligarchy Pilsner

• Freedom Trail Kolsch

Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed.

Our Progressive Beer Variety Pack will includes a mix of four of our distinctive progressive beers with collectible labels.

This holiday gift is ribbon-wrapped and includes an adaptation of the famous poem “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” written by Minocqua Brewing Company owner Kirk Bangstad. Here’s the poem you’ll find on the card attached to the 4-pack:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Land,
There were protesters and patriots drawing lines in the sand;

The signs had been mounted upon sticks with care,
In hopes that Revolution soon would be there;

The children were hidden far away from ICE,
With visions of zip ties, we’re no longer willing to play nice;

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Eyes filled with rage to get our country back.

Now Pritzker!, Ro Khanna!, Come El-Sayed and Cortez!,
It’s time to stand tall against this tyrannical Prez!

They say we’re Antifa, and that’s fine with us;
If you’re not anti-fascist, then get off Freedom’s bus!

This season we March, and the gifts that we give
Shall be tools to fight back; organized, we must live;

Our beer is a gift that will give liquid courage
to take to the streets when denied legal suffrage;

To lies, to projection, to propaganda, no more!
It’s high time these thieves were shown the door;

As we sit at the table and honor His birth,
We remember true Christians don’t worship net worth.

This year, we choose to trade darkness for light;
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed.