Progressive Beer Variety Pack

4 pack of 16 oz cans
ABV varies

Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed

Our Progressive Beer Variety Pack includes four of our distinctive progressive beers with collectible labels:

• Resistance Pilsner
• Tammy Shandy
• Underground Railroad Hazy IPA
• Culper Spy Ring IPA
• Gulf of Mexico Lager
• Antifa Oktoberfest
• Freedom Trail
• Love Wins

This holiday gift is ribbon-wrapped and includes an adaptation of the famous poem “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” written by Minocqua Brewing Company owner Kirk Bangstad. Here’s the poem you’ll find on the card attached to the 4-pack.

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Land,
There were protesters and patriots drawing lines in the sand;
 
The signs had been mounted upon sticks with care,
In hopes that Revolution soon would be there;
 
The children were hidden far away from ICE,
With visions of zip ties, we’re no longer willing to play nice; 
 
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Eyes filled with rage to get our country back.
 
Now Pritzker!, Now Newsom!, Come Bernie and Cortez!,
It’s time to stand tall against this tyrannical Prez!
 
They say we’re Antifa, and that’s fine with us;
If you’re not anti-fascist, then get off Freedom’s bus!
 
This season we March, and the gifts that we give,
Shall be tools to resist, organized we must live;
 
Our beer is a gift that will give liquid courage,
Remind MAGA relatives that you take umbrage;
 
To lies, to projection, to propaganda, all Bollocks!
“Uncle Chet, drink this beer, and shut up about Fox!”
 
As we sit at the table, and honor HIS birth,
We remember true Christians don’t worship net worth
 
This year, we choose to trade darkness for light 
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Beer Orders Require (3) 4pk minimums. Mix of variants allowed